🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 THE FED IS SET TO RELEASE ITS LATEST GDP FORECAST TODAY AT 11:30 AM ET IF GDP < 5.5% → MARKET DUMPS HARD IF GDP = 5.5%–6.0% → MARKET STAYS FLAT IF GDP > 6.0% → MARKET GOES PARABOLIC ALL EYES ON THE FED TODAY 👀 (ardizor 🧙‍♂️)