Alright, listen up, it's simple, bro. You just need to spend 18 hours a day watching new coin pairs, open the CT tracker, and as soon as the news drops, pick the right coin and buy it within 2 seconds (there’ll be about 47 chances like this). Get in at an entry price below 10K, beat the streamers to it, and once the streamers jump in, head to their chatrooms and beg them not to blow up their 5 multi-sig wallets. Pray to God you didn’t buy into the 30% dev wallet (you probably did). Survive the 5K+ sell-off when the market cap hits 20K, dodge the sniper bombs, and don’t worry about those vampire coins. Your coin is fine, bro, they won’t switch to those PVP coins. When you catch the top of the 20-nanosecond candle (market cap at 32K), lock in some profits ASAP. If you survive the tether bombs, the price might drop below your entry point. No worries, bro, just hold on. Bro, it’s simple. Bro, locked in. Bro.