- You: "I did everything right." - Government: "Wonderful!" - You: "Degree. Job. Saved 20% every month. No debt." - Government: "A model citizen!" - You: "I'm 35 and can't afford what my dropout uncle bought at 25." - Government: "Times change." - You: "He had a shed and a boat. I have a spreadsheet and anxiety." - Government: "Have you tried—" - You: "I've tried everything except being born earlier."(Bitcoin for Freedom)