The South Korean stock market crash has fast-forwarded to the arrest phase. Bro, with a name like yours—Kim Yong-beom (sounds like 'financial criminal' in Korean)—if they don’t arrest you, who else would they? But it was actually a former opposition party city councilor who reported him to the Supreme Prosecutor’s Office. Three charges so far, but it’s just accusations for now, no convictions yet. The trigger? A single leveraged ETF stock. The Financial Services Commission warned about the risks, but he still pushed it. As a result, SK Hynix dropped 46% from its peak. Hurry up and save the market, you damn b*stards!