Bet you didn’t see this coming—after years of stagnation in the AI space and Siri being so dumb it got Apple $AAPL sued by consumers, they’ve overtaken Nvidia $NVDA to claim the top spot in global market cap rankings. The most brutal part? Apple didn’t even do anything right—they couldn’t make it themselves and ended up paying $1 billion a year to rent Google’s Gemini to save face. Turns out, doing nothing can also be a win!