TACO!? Trump has totally mastered the G-spot of the US stock market. Whenever he wants to buy the dip, he strikes Iran. When he wants to pump the market, he calls for a ceasefire and peace talks. You ask if he won or lost, and he says he profited. But honestly, it feels like the market is numb now. It’s the same lines over and over again: Fight long enough, and there’ll be peace; stay peaceful long enough, and there’ll be a fight. Stock and oil traders are making bank, but crypto traders are getting wrecked.