Michael Saylor's company, Strategy, is now selling "Bitcoin Ties" for 80 USD (plus shipping + tax)! The funniest part? They only accept fiat. It's peak irony—these Bitcoiners spend all day shilling BTC, but won't accept it as payment (because it's slow and useless). At the end of the day, they're just milking their sheep. That ugly tie also probably cost 4 cents to make in some sweatshop in China.