Crypto People’s LinkedIn Be Like: * Early Mt. Gox adopter * Visionary investor in Bitconnect * Rugged on ForkDelta * ETH maxi, held from 4K to 200 * Sent my life savings to Interpol’s most wanted, Richard Heart, for his luxury shopping spree. * Passionate buyer of honeypots * DeFi degen, paid 1K gas fees for a 50 swap * LUNA believer, rode it all the way down * FTX creditor (still waiting on that payout) * Bought TRUMP at ATH, diamond hands to the bottom * Rugged on president of Argentina’s memecoin * Following Kanye West on X with notifications Open to new opportunities in Web3!