A person who can't uninstall 360 definitely needs a security assistant. A person who thinks eating walnuts can boost brainpower definitely needs to boost their brainpower. A person who can't find legitimate channels to invest in Bitcoin definitely needs to stay away from cryptocurrency. What other brilliant examples of 'self-proving irony' can you think of? Interesting, I asked GPT to write hundreds of them and kept pushing it multiple times, but it still couldn't come up with jokes on the same level as the three above. Looks like AI can't learn 'humor.'